Beard Horoscopes: What Your Beard Style Says About You

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For centuries, people have used astrology signs to predict what kind of personality, skills, and abilities a person will have.

And, for some people, these predictions are shockingly accurate.

As we’ve pondered this phenomenon, we wondered if beard styles possess the same power.

After all, men all over the world often feel called to sport various beard styles. There must be something magical that causes a man to choose a Van Dyke beard over a goatee.

For this reason, we at Lucky Grooming have decided to have some fun today and put together some beard horoscopes.

Are these horoscopes, based on real beard styles, accurate for you?

Find out now…

The Hipster Beard

hipster beard

Today, you may find yourself being easily drawn to juice bars and cat shelters. While you have a heart of gold, it’s important to remember that there is such a thing as having too many cats. You must sit back today and let others do their part to help rescue fur babies who are in need--it’s important to set limits for yourself. The good news is that finding human love in a gluten-free microbrewery is in your future. So be on the lookout for a lucky lady and drink up!

Handlebar Mustache + Beard Combo

handlebar and beard combo

Today, you may be feeling more aggressive than usual. We recommend putting that extra energy to good use by welding something or building a car from scratch. In terms of fashion, a cut off tank is a good look for you today--wear it proudly. It’s possible that you’ll be tempted to join a biker gang today. Don’t do it. Stick with your current profession and you'll be sure to find success.

Van Dyke Beard

Van Dyke beard

Intimacy will be in the air over the next few days for you. This is great news as your facial hair looks suave as heck. It’s possible that someone might mistake you for Johnny Depp or Ryan Gosling. If they do, just roll with it. The ladies are bound to be so infatuated with your well kept facial hair, that they are unlikely to notice otherwise. You may also feel the need to pick up a paint brush and get crafty. Give into these feelings and let your creative juices flow!

Scruffy Beard

scruffy beard

Sweatpants and Netflix are in your future today. Don’t let anybody look down on you for binge watching an entire season of Arrested Development. While some people may consider you to be lazy, understand that it’s important that you take the time to rest and recharge as you have big things coming your way at the end of the week. You may doubt your deeper instincts when it comes to trying to understand the dynamics of a new partnership. Much like your scruffy beard, you must give these relationships time to grow and flourish before you become fulfilled.

Wizard Beard

wizard beard

Like most days, it’s likely that people will flock to you in order to tap into your abundance of wisdom. Be patient. One day in the near future you will be rewarded for your willingness to provide guidance to those in need. In the meantime, be careful who you let touch your beard. Continual touching may cause your beard hair to turn grey quicker than normal or strip you of some of your majestic beard powers. Last but not least, if you get asked to go on an adventure with a few really short men, say yes. The journey may be treacherous, but it will work out for you in the end.

Are you amazed?

If your answer is, “Yes, my beard horoscope was right on track.!”, then we hope you’ll help us pass on our amazing predictions to your bearded friends and family.

To do so, grab the blog link and share it on Facebook or Twitter with your contacts now!

We can’t wait to see who else resonates with their beard horoscope!


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